Wait 'till you see what we have to say about the area. You'll be amazed and dazzled. Stand by for that...
Oh, OK, we'll give you a taste: About 1/2 of us live at Black Diamond Ranch and yes, we're elitist snobs--we play golf. (It's really cheap if that's all you do. I'm not supposed to say that, but we can tell you that if you lived here, you'd be here now yourself. This is truly "GOLF HEAVEN. If you don't like the game, forget I mentioned that). Yes, of course we work hard for you--slashing away and talking about how to get you into a great house. It's tough work, but someone.....). The reason this is golf heaven will become obvious. For now, you'll have to come see and experience it yourself.
See? I wasn't finished yet: Got a challenge for you. We'll play you for a big buyer's discount on a place here. We know you'll buy because you'll fall in love with it, like we have. Hey, for a couple of old guys (and one much younger--a mere lad), we can hold our own and give you and you buddy or son, daughter, (wife?--you're living here already) a good game--maybe even lunch! (for a special reservation, call Jim at 352-249-4484 or Ron at 352-527-3533. We're the old guys and we need the money more). Forget I ever mentioned that again, if you don't play. Tennis anyone? Swimming, aerobic classes, the best chef in Citrus County--we have members who don't play and they love it here too.
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